You have probably noticed that just about every celebrity worth their salt has had her panties snapped in a photo by the paparazzi while exiting a vehicle at a club or movie premier. It has been and still is a nice run. I enjoy seeing up a girls skirt just as much now as I ever did in the past. Since those initial panty pics began to surface it seemed the younger celebrities wanted to up the ante. They stopped wearing the panties!

On another blog I wrote about The Three Snatchketeers. In it I talk about trifecta of club hopping slut celebrities, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. Those three have no shame whatsoever. But now the older crowd is at it again. Older celebs are losing their panties and showing the world what their own snatches look like without hair.

So what has the younger crowd done to up the ante again? Well, for starters they put their panties back on. Then they slipped a remote vibrator in their panties to orgasm in the club! The same types of sex toys you can find at http://toyorgasmic.com/.

Rumor has it the young celebrity crowd is using the OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.0H that allows you to control it from an iPhone. The girls trade codes and control each others vibrators. Fuck these dirty teen celebrities get kinky!

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Bald vagina and grass. Two of my most favorite things in the whole wide world!

This little cutie pie showing you her sugar and spice is from Upskirt Collection. They started out as a members collective and have transformed into the largest upskirt community ever created!

See more upskirt pics of this little cutie below!

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So I am kicking it at this webmaster convention, kinda minding my own business, when I hear guy behind me yell out, "Hey, douchebag!"

I am thinking to myself, "Was he talking to me? He has gotta be talking to me… cause there’s nobody else here but me…" So I turn around ready to either 1) deliver a sucker punch, or 2) receive a sucker punch.

To my utter amazement, instead of a dude standing behind me, it’s a Russian cutie and she is sitting down with her skirt hiked up! I am thinking, fuck me! No really, please, fuck me!

She could tell I was into her little vagina and she gave me a wink and a smile. All I could think now was, "Did I remember to pack condoms?"

"I hear you are the guy to talk to for job in modeling?" She asked.

Two things went through my head. First, do all hot Russian chicks have deep voices? And second, why is it that every time a hot babe flashes me her bald beaver she is more or less asking for an opinion instead of wanting to fuck me?

Yes, I am the guy you talk to when you want to get into modeling. Why? Because I have an eye for this sort of thing. Most guys see pussy and get all goo-goo-eyed. They sign bitches up and find out that pastrami sandwich on rye isn’t all that marketable. Now, a fine little beaver like the one on this Russian cutie? You can mint gold bricks with it!

Needless to say she found and agent and we all agreed she should create a solo model site. She was that hot. Or her beaver was anyway… But what to call it?

Russian Cutie!

Sure, you won’t understand half of the shit coming out of this chicks mouth in the videos, but do you ever understand half of this shit coming out of a chicks mouth when you are fucking her? Besides, it ain’t about the shit coming out of a chicks mouth during sex, it’s about the shit going in!