So I am kicking it at this webmaster convention, kinda minding my own business, when I hear guy behind me yell out, "Hey, douchebag!"

I am thinking to myself, "Was he talking to me? He has gotta be talking to me… cause there’s nobody else here but me…" So I turn around ready to either 1) deliver a sucker punch, or 2) receive a sucker punch.

To my utter amazement, instead of a dude standing behind me, it’s a Russian cutie and she is sitting down with her skirt hiked up! I am thinking, fuck me! No really, please, fuck me!

She could tell I was into her little vagina and she gave me a wink and a smile. All I could think now was, "Did I remember to pack condoms?"

"I hear you are the guy to talk to for job in modeling?" She asked.

Two things went through my head. First, do all hot Russian chicks have deep voices? And second, why is it that every time a hot babe flashes me her bald beaver she is more or less asking for an opinion instead of wanting to fuck me?

Yes, I am the guy you talk to when you want to get into modeling. Why? Because I have an eye for this sort of thing. Most guys see pussy and get all goo-goo-eyed. They sign bitches up and find out that pastrami sandwich on rye isn’t all that marketable. Now, a fine little beaver like the one on this Russian cutie? You can mint gold bricks with it!

Needless to say she found and agent and we all agreed she should create a solo model site. She was that hot. Or her beaver was anyway… But what to call it?

Russian Cutie!

Sure, you won’t understand half of the shit coming out of this chicks mouth in the videos, but do you ever understand half of this shit coming out of a chicks mouth when you are fucking her? Besides, it ain’t about the shit coming out of a chicks mouth during sex, it’s about the shit going in!