Girls make for perfect lawyers. They have to deal with all of the hard stuff that guys never have to deal with like: Will using a tampon take my virginity? Even if my hymen breaks? Or, my hymen broke while climbing a tree, or humping the banana seat on my bicycle, do I still have a virgin pussy?

These questions get even deeper (no pun intended) when girls start fooling around with their little pussies. They want to know how far they can stick things into themselves. They want to know how wide it can get. How is a baby supposed to come out of my tiny twat?

Some girls like Teen Topanga like to invite a friend over from school to explore with. Things can get pretty competitive.

“Oh yeah? I can still the entire handle of my hairbrush in mine!”

“Oh yeah? Well, I can put my entire fist in mine!”

“What? No way! I have to see this!”

Yeah